Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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