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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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