- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Yellow People !!

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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