- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

i like turtles

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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