- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

knock knock come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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