Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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