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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

race-car = rac-ecar

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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