I'm tired.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

What rhymes with milk...milf

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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