- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

homosexual rights to marriage

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Jesus Christ

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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