Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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