- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

So this guy was making a sandwich...

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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