- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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