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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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