- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Knock Knock Who's there

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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