Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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