Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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Good job, son.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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oh hey.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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