If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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