- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

You're so sweet I have diabetes

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Knock knock. Its open.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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