- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

A praying mantis is very graceful

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Actually it was me Josh brown

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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