Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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whats white jizz

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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