- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Women's rights

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

America

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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