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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

Yes

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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