How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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Weaner

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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What is life? Paul.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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