What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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Man U

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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Urban ghettos

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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