Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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