A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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Potassium? K.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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woman's rights

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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