whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

men, men like men= men+bed

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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