well use a tissue!

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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no rasist joks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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haha

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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