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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

i wonder who made this website? a human

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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