Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Weaner

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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