A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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