What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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