Potassium? K.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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