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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

I'm so punny.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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