whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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