Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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