Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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What does the fox say? Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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