A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Albino African Americans

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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