- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

hi penis ham telephone

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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