An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Anti Joke

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