so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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No

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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