- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Who is it?

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

So this guy was making a sandwich...

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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