what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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i saw amango it splootered

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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i found waldo.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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