Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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