An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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