- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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