Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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