- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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