- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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