- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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