Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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