- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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