what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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VITAMIN C!

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Potassium? K.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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