- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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