- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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