- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Where's my baby??

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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