- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Equal rights!

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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