Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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kathryn atkins

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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hi

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your mum

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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Yes

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Anti Joke

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