How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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