- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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