A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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What's just not right? Left

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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