A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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