- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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