Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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