What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not quite sure, but I just realized that my new pair of boxer briefs has ripped along the seam. Oh, and earlier this morning, I stubbed my toe pretty bad. The nail is all purple and the toe is all swollen, it was bleeding profusely until I put three bandages over the wound. It's still throbbing with pain. Oh, and also, a few months ago, I lost my job. It wasn't because I was constantly late or anything, it was more because as a server, I had been required to lift trays and stand and walk for the entirety of my shift. The only problem is, that about a year ago, I was involved in a serious car accident (once again, an occurrence that had not been due to my own actions). This car accident severed my spine in the L5 region. I can now barely walk for long periods of time, I find it impossible to run, I can no longer play sports and enjoy being a 21 year old male. I am in constant pain and it affects my breathing, my legs, the rest of my back, and also my teeth (due to the neurological connections dealing with the spinal cord). I am now currently looking for a new job, a more suitable job, to help sustain my hectic lifestyle. No, it is not a lifestyle of parties and what not, it is merely the lifestyle of living under roof and owning a used car. I have an alcoholic mother and my childhood was devoid a father. I raised myself, and to this day, I still have no family to help me through my financial struggles. I need nearly 2000 dollars in less than a week in order to pay all my bills, have my car fixed, and eat for another month. The only problem is, I have a dollar and 58 cents to my name. I wish I was this chicken, crossing roads, and what not, not just to get to the other side, but to live a better life. But, one can only wish.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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What? Huh?

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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