Why do fat people commit suicide

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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