Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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