Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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