Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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