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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Whats 1+1? window!

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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