- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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