Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

A blind man walks into a library.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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