- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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