What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

this website is a bad joke

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

No your aunties a joke

You idiot.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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