Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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womans rights...

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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