What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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