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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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