- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Pickle

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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