What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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