How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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