- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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