- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Matthew Wyckoff

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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