What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

my penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

whats green and lives in the water

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