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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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