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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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