what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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Small Penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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