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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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