Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Gay rights.

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Refridgerator.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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