- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

I have a really funny joke.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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