A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

i am a dino. RAWR.

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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