- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Potassium? K.

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