WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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