Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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