a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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13 =B you just learned something

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

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