What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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