Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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