What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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What's 2+2? Fish

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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